Murph Nuke

When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.

Yo did you hear? Joe pulled a murph nuke on frank!

by JustThat_1 January 24, 2020

The Axis Nuke

The result of the bowel movement you get after eating too much German Cuisine: Bratwurst, Baden-Württemberg, Pretzels, Fischstäbchen etc.

x: Hey i'm going out to a German restaurant tonight, want to come with?

y: I would but I don't want to drop the Axis Nuke if you catch my drift.

by That Guy who Informs July 8, 2016

booty nuke

A fart so bad it kills everyone within 20 feet of them

Did you hear about that guy who dropped a booty nuke? Everyone in his house died!!

by Cailyn_robinson1 October 11, 2017

Social Nuke

(v.) Someone annoying you so much by being stupid that you, purposefully on non-purposefully, project your negative feelings onto their friends and isolate them as punishment.

"Shut up; don't make me social nuke you."
"It took me 3 months to recover from that social nuking."

by WhoCaresAtThisPoint August 26, 2016

Tactical Nuke

A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.

Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.

Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.

by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011

nuke and repave

To reformat and reinstall an Operating System on a computer. To start from scratch. Usually done after getting a virus or trojan.

Person 1: Aw, man, I got a virus on Winblows.
Person 2: Antiviruses rarely work to fix the problem. Sounds like it's time to nuke and repave.

by evilhobbitofdoom October 13, 2009

Nuke Hammock

The act of grabbing your ball sack in hot weather from behind and stretching as far as it can go and then taking a dump into your balls and sling shotting the poop into a KKK members face

yo did you see that nuke hammock the other day?

That was nuts, that KKK member just took a shit to the face

by The all holy Moses January 8, 2012