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Nuclear Warfare

the act of a man fucking a girl in the ass. as ur pulling your cock out and putting it back in the girl farts on your dick
dude i was fuckin this girl in the ass i was putting it in when all of a sudden she fuckin used nuclear warfare on my dick.
by B@rnes April 2, 2007
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nuclear weapon

Those new fangled weapons that you can see through!
That's why we can't find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, they're nuclear weapons!
by Doco The Magic Dragon and Larry September 8, 2003
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Nuclearbomb clock

Master of the world.
Has extreme ownage over you.
master of flash
by joe November 1, 2003
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Nuclear Winter

A bullshit scenario concocted during the Cold War to scare the US into giving in to the Soviets.
It goes like this: the fires produced by the nuclear bombing of targets would inject large amounts of smoke into the atmosphere. The smoke would coalesce into a layer that would block sunlight from reaching Earth's surface. A massive drop in temperatures would result. Here's where the scare tactics kick in: the lack of sunlight would deprive plants of vital energy, causing an extinction event.
This sob story was busted in a 1986 paper called "Nuclear Winter Reappraised." However, the paper was ignored, and fear of nuclear winter continues to subsist.
The people who came up with "nuclear winter" were not objective scientists but partisan agitators. Their goal was to see the U.S. back down from the Cold War. The most prominent scientist, Carl Sagan, was an enthusiastic proponent of nuclear disarmenent.
by Anonymous debunker of myths February 15, 2009
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Nuclear Family

A family so potentially explosive that no one dares breathe, knowing that a single-word detonation could destroy everyone in its blast radius
They sat at the dinner table, a nuclear family, Mom, Billy and Sue careful to not make eye contact, no one making any move that could detonate their father's explosive rage. Hiroshima would look like a day in the park, in contrast to the inevitable wreckage.
by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2021
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nuclear submarine

When defecating, the biggest, most awesomely large dump that you haven't had in a good long time. Usually arises from not crapping for more than 48 hours or when coming off of constipation. Called so because the waste is so big, it's like a nuclear submarine trying to leave the bowels, which is a very large submarine. An atomic dump.
Today I went over Memere's house and launched a nuclear submarine.

Try as he might, the nuclear submarine deep in Gorby's colon wouldn't come free, until he had some Taco Bell and it was launched in the public restroom.
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nuclear energy

that feeling you get after smoking high grade Marijuana where there pressure around around your spirit
I just smoked that preroll and got blasted with nuclear energy
by suedeenumb May 2, 2021
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