Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 13, 2019

swab the deck

To stimulate the female genitalia.

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."

by confusinomiton October 02, 2006

Shuffle the deck

Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.

Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

Gaz: You've gone to shuffle the deck haven't you....

by Leeeeeeeum September 10, 2008

parking deck

Parking Deck apparently is what we yankees call a parking garage. It also could be called a car park, although they usually are not park-like.

Looky heaa at this slick new parking deck, ain't she somethin.

by John Stigall November 17, 2006

Inspectah Deck

The fucking best ass rapper alive besides the amazing, Donna "Woody" Wood. This nigga has got the mad hacks on all the bitches like james "Rabbi Glass Masta Y8S" and Ronald "Gbusk" Grzybowski. Don't fuck with this nigga, he'll get Big Nig after you with his bitch ass laugh. He also gets more from Molly then JJLinn ever did.

"Yo Dogg, did you see Inspectah Deck light those two kids up who were making fun of Michael Carl!? He's the fucking man!"
"Father my children Inspectah Deck, you broke ass HONEY DIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

by Honey Dippppp March 12, 2007

Fuck deck

1. The parts in total of the female anatomy below the neck and above the knees.
2. A specific area in a dwelling used for love making.

"That Heather Locklear in the bikini shoot, boy, she has an awesome fuck deck. I would love to bring her to the fuck deck."

by Stinkyy October 05, 2008

deck me

For someone to hit or trip you severely because you like them so much

I stan her so hard like she could honestly deck me and I would apologize.

by offical5149onsnap March 18, 2020