somebody who drives a flatbed truck. basically, country slang for a flatbed truck driver. It's an affectionate term.
by definitiondom October 12, 2013
Sperm and Tobacco, typically found in dual use spittoons at Gay Cowboy ranches. See song titled, "When the Cowboys go Homo" from the Bubba the Love Sponge Show on Sirius Satellite Radio.
by 6Ned9 December 23, 2009
Famous dude who stands in Times Square with his guitar in his underwear as a tourist attraction. Despite what the name would imply, he's not actually naked.
by YoungNaturistsAmerica January 28, 2011
One of the greatest Metal bands that no one knows about. Originating from Houston in 1989. Daringly combining crushing metal riffs with beatle-esque vocal harmonies, this band created music that was unique to the point that most people couldn't begin to comprehend its complexity. They called it quits in 2000, much to the dismay of many hardcore fans.
by RnR Freak March 27, 2009
Aftertaste from a cigar. Usually occurs due to bad cigars and often is not onset until the morning after smoking one.
by Hugo Hunx April 05, 2006
Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.
by CrayCrayJ November 02, 2020
A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.
Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM
by Sprax January 15, 2009