False Goof

false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.

Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.

by negagoofy69 August 9, 2016

pece rat goof

It’s a thing that my brother says and idk what it is

Wow your a big pece rat goof

by FuckPeople May 9, 2019

jacking my goof

Jacking my goof

Daimeyon are you fucking jacking my goof?

by GoofJacker May 11, 2022

Goof

A Canadian Prison term for an individuals that unwillingly has their teeth removed by means of punches to the face as to unsure biting down is impossible when a penis is forcefully inserted into said mouth.

Why is Michael toothless, asked Dave? To which Adam responded "oh, that's because last week Johnny & his prison gang made him their goof because he is a check off.

by Ethically-Unethical. August 3, 2022

Goof

Slang term used in jails and prisons in Canada to signify a pedophile

Joey got his head bashed in. I guess he shouldn't have diddled that kid. The fukn goof!

by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021

Goof

Means someone is stupid or just
Weird or says something that is not needed.
(Shorter version for goofy)

“Wasn’t Obama the first President?”
“No goof”

by Graci30id October 10, 2022

Goof troop

A group/ squad of goofy, dumb, aggravating, irritating or ridiculous people

Guys look, here comes the goof troop, they think they're the hardest people in school but everyone laughs at them

by Yandele July 25, 2022