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Crap Snacker

A general insult in league with such words as mother fucker and asshat. Note that the use does not actually involve the eating of excrement, just as mother fucker usually is not used to connotate fornication with one's mother.
Don't even talk to Shelly, she is such a fucking crap snacker.
by InsipidClownfish May 22, 2006
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have a crap

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels
Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.
by summergal March 29, 2015
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Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.
The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.
by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018
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crap duster

(n) - The person responsible for or in the act of crap dusting. Often not held in high regard amongst co-workers, friends, or anyone. The crap duster generally makes life a little less pleasant for others. Mostly found in crowded elevators or shared cubicles.
"Damn Tom!!! Did you have be the crap duster in here? Go dust somewhere else!!"
by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007
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Crap Trapped

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.
(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."
by Duece79 September 2, 2016
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crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit
by crooxtor January 31, 2014
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Crap Tent

They are going to turn it into a shi shi crap tent.
by chlojen January 18, 2009
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