Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.

Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

ned

a "powerful figure" in a minecraft server called MinecraftOnline who got banned off all of its platforms and displays unemployed behaviour by wasting his time buying accounts just to evade

Wow, that guy who just joined was a total ned, what a fool!

by Sonic_Hedgehog September 7, 2023

Ned

Has the biggest penis in the world

Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis

by Gdsaq November 22, 2021

Ned

Has the biggest penis in the world

Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis

by Gdsaq November 22, 2021

Ned

A Ned will change the world in a positive way.

He’s born a Ned

by -iiqhbqb November 22, 2021

Ned

NO ! ALL NEDS ARN'T THE THUG YOU'VE DESRIBED CUZ NED ISN'T ONLY THIS EXPRESSION BUT ITS ALSO A FIRST NAME
SOME NED ARE (or at least are tryin' to be) REALLY GOOD !
FIGHT WITH ME AGAINST THE NED RACISM
#IAMNED

person : Hello
Ned: JUST "HELLO" CUZ I AM JUST A NORMAL PERSON

by lil' snowgirl November 21, 2021

Ned

Ned is a very sexy creature with a stinky hot juicy pussy just for Josh dun and Tyler joseph.

1.Wow Josh, didn't Neds pussy feel so good?","ya man I'm gonna fuck the little guys pussy so hard next time"

2."OMG DEBBY, THE BOYS HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON US","WHAT WITH WHO???","YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING NED!!!"

by Clique #420 April 30, 2020