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Any Celtic fan, Especially anyone called Scott Brown
Scott Brows a Nonce you know
Nonce by Ket Addict February 17, 2020
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a word used to describe someone who people consider dumb or unintelligent
"Dude why are you Such a Nonce, stop falling down the stairs"
Nonce by SmartMan42069 February 17, 2020
a nonce is where someone is attracted to little kids their name would usually tend to be sam miller
nonce by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020
Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
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Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause
Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour
Nonce by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020
when sean looks at little girls
"look at him, seans a nonce taking photos of little girls"
nonce by tjmmmmmurphy March 29, 2020
vikkstar123 is a nonce
Nonce by ksi is fat April 15, 2020