Squish Mitten

A woman's Vagina

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.

by akendall December 31, 2009

the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 29, 2005

Mutter

The act of giving someone a raspberry on their taint...

I thought I was going to marry that girl, then one day she gave me a mutter, and I KNEW I was going to marry her!

by G83 October 24, 2011

Mitten

A sex move involving all five fingers. Four in the stink, thumb in the pink.

I was sleeping and some creeper snuck in the room and mittened me. Ouch.

by CollyG September 12, 2009

Mutting

Sniffing ladies bicycle seats.

Morning Plunger, hot today isn't it. Great mutting weather.

by Mutter Number 1 January 19, 2007

bitches b mittens

phrase used when bitches be pissing you off. usually used among guy friends and certain bitches, a pimp slap is delivered after after the using of this phrase

bitch- Im leaving you

guy- ugh bitches b mittens (hits bitch firmly)

by bigdaddy7 October 13, 2010

mutton fucker

A worthless and contemptable individual. The suggestion is not only that said person would participate in beastialty, but necrophilia at the same time.

That stupid little mutton fucker voted for Dubya. Twice!

by Rat Bastid August 24, 2011