mustaine

1. One who never forgets old incidents and can and will bring them up, even 20 years after the fact, to bitch about them.

2. The ex-guitarist of heavy metal band Metallica for the first album, who was fired over an incident involving James Hetfield in 1983 and went on to found the much better but far less popular band Megadeth.

1. Oh my god, that Kizak is such a Mustaine.

2. Dave Mustaine is a far superior guitarist and vocalist to James Hetfield.

by Wonderbat May 24, 2005

mustang

a legendary car made by Ford
infamous for poor cornering, interior build quality, and wet road handling
famous for performance/dollar ratio, good looks, and exhaust sound
that is an unbiased defintion

that 302 got a mean exhaust note

by arthur September 1, 2004

Guatamalan Mustache

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

Drain Mustache

The hair left behind at the edge of drain after a female or male shaves their fun parts in the shower.

My roommate Ben left a drain mustache in the shower before he went out last night.

by Dexter St Jock January 4, 2010

Gayer than jizz on a mustache

really really extremely gay

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

by vooks November 4, 2008

V6 mustang

The cheaper version of the stang that ever since 2011 has boasted 306 hp and a 0-60 time of 5.1 seconds (faster than a bmw 335i or a nissan 350z).

Kid #1: Dude my honda civic si is sooooo much better than your mustang.

Kid #2: Really? cuz my V6 mustang gets over 100 more horsepower and that civic is torqueless.

Kid #1: Well, um, the v6 is a woman's car.

Kid #2: You drive a civic.

Kid #1: (Proceeds to drive away in his civic)

by zach de la roacha November 30, 2011

Hitler Mustache

One of the many styles available to choose from in the art of pubic hair design.

The Hitler mustache involves shaving the pubic hair from either side, and the area directly above the genitalia, leaving a thin strip which quite looks like Der Fuehrer's preferred brand of whiskers.

To spice up her marriage, Jean shaved her pussy hair into a Hitler mustache.

Rabbi Kawolski was quite offended when the centerfold had a Hitler mustache.

by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003