crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

San Antonio Mustard Packet

When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.

He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!

by Dan and co. April 3, 2009

Mustard

The vaginal smegma that smells like tear gas.

Yooo this mustard smell dank af!

by wholewheat December 31, 2020

Mustard

Mortal enemy of Rake Yohn.

Rake Yohn hates mustard so bad, if you even get it near him he'll flip out.

by FuCKYou November 12, 2003

mustard slide

Asshole. Funniest euphemism I've ever heard. A fellow student in NCO school used it way back when.

That gay dude liked nothing better than to take it up the mustard slide!

by BobC February 8, 2006

Mustard

A mixture of one's urine and feces.

Man, I'd like to eat her mustard.

by footlicker April 12, 2011

mustard

Bold in the sense of bad. Edgy and difficult, bad. Used in Northern Ireland

That wee boy is just mustard.

by AidanG September 6, 2005