(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.
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it is usually seen about 7pm in front of a computer moniter and is becoming nocturnal of late.
Please take care whilst eating chocolate around him or he may Nom it all.
it is usually seen about 7pm in front of a computer moniter and is becoming nocturnal of late.
Please take care whilst eating chocolate around him or he may Nom it all.
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If you meet a Marta, you deff not regret it. Martas are probably the sweetest people alive, they look out for others more than they look out for their selves. They are very strong minded and never give up for their sake. You can trust a Marta, they are loyal to the core. Their humor is well, dry. But everyone still laughs at their jokes because they are so bad.
So if you meet a Marta, never let them leave.
So if you meet a Marta, never let them leave.
by Lollihoppan December 31, 2018
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Omg Martell is so daddy-ish
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Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!
by Justin R Wilson August 25, 2006
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English slang deriving from the english term "mate". Usualy used by teenagers and chavs of all ages.
English slang deriving from the english term "mate". Usualy used by teenagers and chavs of all ages.
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