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Sneaky Aunt Martha

(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.
My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.
by Btwitsjennifer May 29, 2018
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Marteh

The marteh is the cutest creature known to human kind,
it is usually seen about 7pm in front of a computer moniter and is becoming nocturnal of late.

Please take care whilst eating chocolate around him or he may Nom it all.
That Marteh is so cute i must snuggle it!
by Tehee May 29, 2008
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Marta

If you meet a Marta, you deff not regret it. Martas are probably the sweetest people alive, they look out for others more than they look out for their selves. They are very strong minded and never give up for their sake. You can trust a Marta, they are loyal to the core. Their humor is well, dry. But everyone still laughs at their jokes because they are so bad.

So if you meet a Marta, never let them leave.
A Marta is very kind and caring.
by Lollihoppan December 31, 2018
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Martell

A goat a king a guy that no one can beat with the hands he is loyal loving and he will beat up anyone who try’s to fight him he has a big dick that will destroy any girl and is a really great kisser
Omg Martell is so daddy-ish
by Jessicathecracker October 15, 2019
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Martha Stewart's Vagina

the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.
Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!
by Justin R Wilson August 25, 2006
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mart

Noun. A mart is a friend.
English slang deriving from the english term "mate". Usualy used by teenagers and chavs of all ages.
Lottie- Hey up Mart!

Jess- Hello my best mart!
by .Lottie. October 19, 2008
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martha-boner

something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.
by sneakypete08 May 19, 2008
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