Molesha

Two loving people that are destined to be together on the 19th August in 2020, and will be loving soulmates together forever. The girl partner is definitely the looks of the relationship but the boyfriend is the personality of the relationship. Girlfriend can be a bitch.

Molesha is the best around

by LoveKing November 19, 2021

mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022

Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.

The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.

by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011

Chicken Molesters

A standard Serbian expression they will call you if you don't have the right impact in the society.

There's been a big corruption scandal in Serbian public sector or Government, or a state's corporation.

People are asking "Did the police arrest the sharks already?"
"No, they just did the standard job - cathing the chicken molesters."

This is a chicken molester baseball bat *pulls out 12 inches baseball bat*
I am going to kick the hell out of my father when he makes sounds in the bathroom, but I'll try not to be arrested this time.

by wequtz June 9, 2015

hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

by suspendernoob October 5, 2016

Vancouver moes

The best group to ever exist : follow them on ig;)

They’re a large-ish group in Canada bc and you only know about them if u live in Canada
it’s the next time Horton’s amirite 🤠🤠

“Hey did you follow Vancouver moes on Instagram yEt?”
“Hell yeah I did”

by WHENISAYMOEUSAYEYMOEY May 15, 2019

Cadet Molesté

A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.

Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."

by Red Shirt Martin 69 November 27, 2021