rookie mistake

Falling in love with a girl prematurely.

"Man! Look at that idiot! He fell for that slut after one night! She totally blew him off!"

"What a fool. It must be his first time with a girl."

"True man. We've all made those rookie mistakes."

by captainc1992 April 7, 2008

Rookie Mistake

The act when someone makes a mistake that is so stupid, he is considered a rookie at it. The person must be called a rookie until the event is forgotten about, which in most cases takes a long time. Sucks for the rookie.

Person 1: Whats a rookie mistake?

Person 2: Thats a rookie mistake for not knowing what a rookie mistake was!

Person 1: Ahh man!

by Im Clever February 24, 2010

mastadonic magumbos

1- huge boobs of mastadonic proportions
2- incredibly giant boobs
3- boobs so big, the female gracing them begins to develop a hump
4- boobs so enormus, NASA can use them as a landing space
5-tata's so large that they out-weigh a mastadon

Anna Nicole Smith has mastadonic magumbos
That spanish bitch named Charo has mastadonic magumbos

by big willie06 July 20, 2006

Blake Mistake

To send a text message a series of people who, unbeknownst to you, are all together at that time. This is problematic when you are trashing each of the people, or asking two friends on a date. Originating from a man named Blake

"Hey did you score a date with either of those girls from Friday night?"
"No, I made the Blake Mistake. Now neither one will talk to me."

by Christian McNamara March 6, 2008

mista

one damn sexy bitch.

(reputed to induce instaneous orgasm. (x3) )

ohmagodlah! itsamistalah! itsamista! itsA-A-A-O-OH-OOOOOH-OHMY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MISSSSSTAAA.
(direct quote.)

by mista ^^ September 4, 2003

Mostar

A city of southern Bosnia and Herzegovina. The chief Turkish administrative and commercial center of Herzegovina from the 16th century, it passed to Austria in 1878 and to Yugoslavia after World War II. In 1993 ethnic Croats proclaimed the city the capital of the breakaway Croat republic Herzeg-Bosna, and many structures, including a historic 16th-century bridge, were destroyed as a result of fighting between Muslims, Croats, and Serbs. Population: 110,377.

We are going to visit my uncle in Mostar tomorrow.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

mostalgia

What all men who have taken part in Movember experience on December 1 after shaving. Because, let's face it, all men secretly want to hang on to the luxuriant item of face furniture they have cultivated for the previous 30 days.

Dude, you look very fresh faced - and depressed for some reason.
Nah, just a touch of mostalgia. It'll pass.

by MacheteMick November 21, 2013