Doc Martens

Uggs for hipsters.

I really wanted some floral doc martens after I saw that hipster rocking them with a vintage scarf, huge sweater, and ripped shorts.

by heckafre$h April 2, 2010

monte cristo

Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.

This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.

by SrBlanco January 24, 2005

monte

a chevrolet monte carlo

i got the monte painted flip flop fukin blue

by sherlock edwards March 5, 2008

Martensville, Saskatchewan

A whole bunch of greasy druggies that think they're the shit...but they're not. Not to mention skanks!

Bob: hey, lets go to Martensville, Saskatchewan down snake road!
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.

by Daytonnn November 14, 2011

Marters

To be love lost, in touch with ones emotions. Also used to express a state of anger towards others.

Wow, I can't believe my buddy is bailing on drinking to go see the English Patient with his new girlfriend. You know he told her he loved her the first week...that so marters.

Wow I've never seen everyone so angry at one person, why do they marter him so much?

by Perogie red November 5, 2011

Wal-Marted

The state that results when you drive home from a big-box retailer and realize you are missing a bag or two of stuff, due to cashier laziness and/or underhandedness. Often leads to the choice of going back and arguing with employees, or promising to 'check yourself' better next time.

Bob: Wait, I'm missing my trash bags and ex-lax from the store.

Dana: Damn it! Thats twice this month we've been wal-marted.

by theosus August 17, 2008

morted

Tired out, exhausted.

"I studied all night and now I'm just morted."

by Suurlemoen March 18, 2014