Congo Moose

A large African-American woman.

I couldn’t make it to the back of the store because the Congo Moose and her cart took up the whole isle.

by JunkieMonkeyMoose August 10, 2021

Moose Horns

When having sex in the missionary style you grab a girl behind her knees and push them up beside her head. This causes her to look like a moose with horns.

She wanted it deeper so I gave her the moose horns.

by Johny Holmes October 27, 2009

juice the moose

to juice the moose is to pass gas,to cut the cheese.

Dude,you better roll down the window because i am about to juice the moose.

by MichaeltranUSA December 01, 2017

man moose

sperm, ejaculation, cum,

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.

by diamond dave 1964 November 22, 2007

Rob the Moose

When someone really needs to take a shit. The kind of shit that can't wait.

Will: I wish I could talk more Scotty, but I really gotta Rob the Moose!

by wreidk9 December 08, 2016

Moose dong

A home run hit by Kansas City Royals' third baseman Mike "Moooose" Moustakes

That moose dong went deep!

by ScottyByNature August 17, 2016

Silly Moose

A modern insult derived from the commonly used Silly Goose.
When someone does something particulary strange yet funny you call them this.

Little Timmy is dancing around with a diaper on his head.

Suzie: Oh Timmy, you are SUCH a silly moose!

by SilverSky August 06, 2008