moose sneeze

When you have explosive diarrhea and it blows all over the rim of the bowl and bottom of the toilet seat.

Just like a moose sneeze, the same thing happens out of your ass.

by Hullbastard February 5, 2014

Moose dong

A home run hit by Kansas City Royals' third baseman Mike "Moooose" Moustakes

That moose dong went deep!

by ScottyByNature August 17, 2016

Rob the Moose

When someone really needs to take a shit. The kind of shit that can't wait.

Will: I wish I could talk more Scotty, but I really gotta Rob the Moose!

by wreidk9 December 7, 2016

Moose Douche

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, or douchebag.

"Check out the antlers on that moose douche."

by moosedouchegabbana August 16, 2017

juice the moose

to juice the moose is to pass gas,to cut the cheese.

Dude,you better roll down the window because i am about to juice the moose.

by MichaeltranUSA November 30, 2017

Congo Moose

A large African-American woman.

I couldn’t make it to the back of the store because the Congo Moose and her cart took up the whole isle.

by JunkieMonkeyMoose August 9, 2021

Roaring Moose

The act of, while having sexual intercourse with a female in the doggystyle position, grasping a nice firm hold of the said womans pig tails, and slipping out of her vagina and penetrating her anus. She will "roar" and attempt to escape your man-meat, but the trick is to maintain control.

NB: Can be done with two men however this is seldom seen.

Man, that chick thought she had seen it all, until I gave her a roaring moose last night

by pujbakarakacasidisinayake April 27, 2010