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mongohole

A mysterious weather pattern that has repeatedly caused a man's wallet to disappear without trace, usually ocurring while the man is drunk on russian vodka.
Mate.1 - "Holy fuck Ansen you've lost your wallet on the train from Siberia to Mongolia, that's pretty fucked up."

Mate.2 - "Yeh I heard on the news that the mongohole was heading our way, but didn't realise it would hit so early!"

Mate.1 - "You knob"

Mate.2 *Headbutts the wall*
by bobby rooney May 23, 2008
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Monopoly Prodigy

The one who has defeated the Monopoly God in her first attempt at playing the game.
The Monopoly Prodigy's friggen dice luck is unbelievable. I'm convinced the game doesn't like my name....
by Monopoly God May 26, 2008
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monogorifice

a monogorifice describes a fictional orifice occupy-able (metaphorically) by a single partner.

The word monogorifice is a combination of the words monog (short for monogamy) and orifice.
Hi Tim, nice to meet you, are you currently the soul occupier of Jessica's monogorifice?

"Jared", "Yes Binx?", "If I had a monogorifice I'd wanna shove you in it!", single tear

It's ok, you can spend the night, my monogorifice is currently unoccupied ::wink wink::
by DeadlyiCoN October 9, 2008
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monocon

A person who tries to start a conversation with someone, doesnt notice that the person isnt actually listening and keeps on talking, therefore is actually talking to oneself.
He is such a monocon, cant he tell i dont care what he thinks.
by Otrakei March 26, 2009
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Monopoly vendetta

An ongoing conflict or rivalry with another person over a game, or series of games of Monopoly (the real estate trading game).
"Why don't you play Monopoly anymore?"

"Steve and Jane have been in a Monopoly vendetta for six months and I got sick of being put in the middle every time I play"
by squeecakes June 1, 2009
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Monologue

What the spotlight-hungry theatre kids wish to do every day in class
Jim: wow, I really hope we do monologues today!!
Priscilla: why, so you can get all of that attention your dad never gave you, you mentally fucked uncircumcised foreskin?
by PretzelBob June 24, 2019
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monophobia

you probably suffer from monophobia
by jack pile November 2, 2022
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