Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845

The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.

The Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845 was such a useless and pointless war.

by Storytelling Sam January 16, 2006

Mongolian Meat Knuckle Sandwich

Testicle skin getting stuck between braces while teabagging your partner.

Karen realized too late. Hector was the victim of a mongolian meat knuckle sandwich...

by Canadian OG October 28, 2008

Mongolico

From Spanish (mostly used in Spain), a derogatory word for someone with down-syndrome (Mongolism); English equivalent of mongo. It also can be used for retard, dumbass, spasty, jerk, junkhead etc. Mostly describes a person with very low IQ and behaving stupidly all day.

Que te pasa? Eres mongolico? What's wrong with you? Are you a mongo (mongolico)?

by Globetrash May 28, 2013

cock mongoler

1) Someone who whores the cock.

2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.

1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"

2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"

by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006

mongolian wax

the waxing of the anus
Etymology: If you drilled a hole through the Earth from Brazil, you would hit Mongolia.

"Hey, yo, Rajiv, we gonna get those Brazilian waxes next week?"
"Nah, man, we're getting Mongolian waxes."

by AHC October 6, 2006

mongo-Llyod

A somewhat strange or abnormal creature who shows little or no respect for others. Intentional or not their purpose the enviroment is completely unknown. Distinguished by they lack a common sense, inability to perform simple tasks. Without leadership these creatures have no meaning

That mongo-Llyod couldn't to that simple job by himself

by PeterX March 16, 2009

Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.

Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.

by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009