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misery insurance

Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation.
Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)

Other team wins: You win money (WIN)
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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Minerva

1. The best person in the world
2. If you are called Minerva and you are reading this you are amazing. Yo are a person who has really clear ideas and you will defend them as a warrior. You are precious, and your eyes are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life. Minerva I love you.
3. Goddes of wisdom and strategic warfare, justice, law, victory, and the sponsor of arts, trade, and strategy.
4. You are a goddess
Minerva is an amazing person
by Elquenastequiere November 23, 2021
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Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.
Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.
by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019
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mierda

as many now know.. is spanish for shit. other synonyms include caca and porqueria.
actually most latin american countries use mier.....coles to clean it up in front of people who don't like cursing. ex.1 I'm going to beat the mierda out of you. ex.2 I'm going to beat the wednesday out of you
by somedudeyoudontknow July 16, 2005
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Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.
Yo muthafucka, u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'
by alex December 6, 2003
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Misery God

The one true God! all other god are false as the misery god touches both human and nerd alike!

The misery god strikes when you least expect it. When you think things are going pretty well in your life the misery god punishes you without remorse. He can strike hard at your family, car, studies, work and relationship, just to see your sad and pathetic face.
Super Joe: "Man! I got home this morning and somebody (nigger) broke into my apartment and stole my PS3 and my laptop!"

Random chum: "ROFLMAO! The misery god owned your ass!"
by NisseG May 15, 2009
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niggle miner

Brett: Jeff you're an asshole why did you smear your shit on that black lady's coat?

Jeff: Cause ima niggle miner!
by Sur September 4, 2007
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