Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003

microvisit

The real-world equivalent of microblogging. Stopping by to talk to someone for 140 seconds or less.

"Have you talked to Mike lately?"
"Just a couple of microvisits last week"

"I was on my way home yesterday and I stopped by Jeff's house for a microvisit."

by mmia2 September 25, 2009

microwaveology

the degree earned in college when you study microwaves and all their bodily functions along with the waves they emit, which are also called microwaves.

Chef Tom earned his degree in microwaveology.

Yes, I'm a certified microwaveologist.

by joe131792 December 9, 2008

microwavie

Adj. To describe the taste of food after is has been microwaved.

The sandwich has a microwavie taste.

by Juan Rivera April 3, 2008

Microwave Mastermind

A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.

"What'd you have for lunch?"

"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."

"Fast food?"

"Nahh. My house."

"You Microwave Mastermind."

by VandalTR January 26, 2012

Microviolence

Also referred to as Microviolent. It refers to a short intense act of violence. Often caused by frustration or anger between two individuals.

Jenn: That table is making me crazy, he's such a jerk!

John: They aren't that bad

Jenn: Shut up John! (she hits him multiple times very hard on the arm)

John: Ouch! That was a quite the outburst of microviolence

by Wheelman September 9, 2012

microwave turtle

The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.

I LIKE BIG TITTIES IN MY MICROWAVE TURTLE

by Appl3Python April 25, 2014