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dude your dick is Microsoft

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

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Microsoftism

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.

As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.

by Fasteroid May 6, 2023

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Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask

1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "

by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 26, 2020

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Microsoft

OVERPOPULATION WE MUST SAVE THE EARTH BUY BUYYING uhhh poop???????????
Bad OS too.

Microsoft will kill you.
Billgates dislikes turtles.
He is bad.

by purple lemon May 10, 2023

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<.0.6.7.6.>The Creators OF Luis Vuitton Were Inspired By Microsoft's Artificial Intelligence Called Copilot<.0.6.7.6.0.>

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Microsoft Edge

Microsoft Edge is Microsoft's browser first released in 2015. The Legacy version of Edge used to use EdgeHTML, the new version now uses Chromium. It's now built-in Windows 10 and Windows 11, meaning it will be installed every time you install Windows 10 or Windows 11 and you cannot normally uninstall it until you use some scripts or registry tricks. Which is what people hate the most.

I just installed Windows 11 AND MICROSOFT EDGE IS INSTALLED BY DEFAULT AAAAAAAAAAA

by slideglide January 21, 2024

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