Jonny Consumer:' Aw shit I spent all my money on this and its turned out to be a buch of Microsoft!'
Billy Consumer: 'Twat!'
Billy Consumer: 'Twat!'
by PicaPica November 17, 2009
Get the microsoft mug.A decent OS that runs on over half the world's computers that Macintosh and Linux users who think they're redpilled/different from society always circlejerk each other about how "bad" it is.
Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?
Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?
Person 1: "er mah gerd *snort* microsoft windows is so trash and bad errhuh"
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."
by Daniel Apaché March 30, 2021
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A browser that was developed by Microsoft. It is incredibly slow, buggy and uses so much processing power and RAM.
Person 1: Why are you using Microsoft Edge?
Person 2:Because Microsoft said it is the best and fastest browser!
Person 2:Because Microsoft said it is the best and fastest browser!
by Mud and Snow May 10, 2018
Get the Microsoft Edge mug.A corporation bent on achieving world domination by brainwashing idiots into buying their abysmal computers.
Mac person: I have a life.
Microsoft person: I do not, as I spend all my time smacking my piece o' crap computer and screaming at the blue screen of death.
Microsoft person: I do not, as I spend all my time smacking my piece o' crap computer and screaming at the blue screen of death.
by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009
Get the Microsoft mug.n00b 1: Yo, check out that guys font, it's so dope, is it Times New Roman?
n00b 2: No fool, that shit's Old School, this is the modern script...The Microsoft Sans Serif shit man!
n00b 2: No fool, that shit's Old School, this is the modern script...The Microsoft Sans Serif shit man!
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Get the microsoft mug.Sentiment that has risen in the computer geek community that opposes hard work, perseverance, and good old fashioned capitalist competition.
While open source is a completely valid direction to go with computing, certain agoraphobic uber-geeks (usually 35 y/o morbidly obese virgins who live on cheetos, kid porn, and battlestar gallactica) resent Bill Gates and his company for their colossal success over the past couple decades. Their animosity likely arises from the fact that they have never done anything useful in their entire lives, despite being very skilled on computers, so they turn their ill-will toward someone who they wish they could become.
Similar to anti-apple.
While open source is a completely valid direction to go with computing, certain agoraphobic uber-geeks (usually 35 y/o morbidly obese virgins who live on cheetos, kid porn, and battlestar gallactica) resent Bill Gates and his company for their colossal success over the past couple decades. Their animosity likely arises from the fact that they have never done anything useful in their entire lives, despite being very skilled on computers, so they turn their ill-will toward someone who they wish they could become.
Similar to anti-apple.
Human: Hey Frotto, check out my new Zune. It's 20 GB!
Douche: Oh sorry, I'm anti-microsoft. Therefore, I won't even look at it.
Human: Uh. Ok. By the way, I was supposed to remind you to call your mom and ask her to bring home cupcakes for your 38th birthday.. you know since you still live with her.
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Loser: I just spent 34 hours straight compiling and sourcing to get my messaging application to work on Fedora.
Dude: That sounds... fun... Damn, I gotta take 30 seconds and register my new Windows 7.
Loser: You're a sheep! Fuck Microsoft! There always trying to control everything! Trying to monopolize and categorize everything and everyone. Fuck them! I don't live by anyone else's rules! Except my own!
Douche: Oh sorry, I'm anti-microsoft. Therefore, I won't even look at it.
Human: Uh. Ok. By the way, I was supposed to remind you to call your mom and ask her to bring home cupcakes for your 38th birthday.. you know since you still live with her.
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Loser: I just spent 34 hours straight compiling and sourcing to get my messaging application to work on Fedora.
Dude: That sounds... fun... Damn, I gotta take 30 seconds and register my new Windows 7.
Loser: You're a sheep! Fuck Microsoft! There always trying to control everything! Trying to monopolize and categorize everything and everyone. Fuck them! I don't live by anyone else's rules! Except my own!
by knucklech1ld July 29, 2009
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