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The status men

Characters from video game franchises that are considered memes AND have the following privileges:

- They shall be respected by the meme community and cannot be ridiculed ironically or unironically
- They have the absolute authority to categorize questionable or lewd media as cringe and thus getting "statused"

The status men need to follow the next criteria to be considered as such:

- They need absolutely kick-ass battle songs. Usually in the realms of metal
- Their battles the songs are used in have to be cinematic and spectacular to see
- The character has to be able to show off their badassery
- Any status update attempt that is successful (>300 000 ) can make the character qualified

There is no limitation on the gender or the kind of person the character is to be considered status men

Current people considered in the club: Vergil, Nero, Raiden, Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, Sonic The Hedgehog (circa Frontiers)
- Yo have you seen the newest Sonic meme?
- Hell yeah, Sonic is part of the status men now!
by juasjuasie December 4, 2022
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den men

people who support vestal sports
"Who are those obnoxious people?"
"They're just den men"
by vtowngirlxox February 27, 2012
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fictional men

Men but more hot and sexy because they're 2D and life is cruel.
by GOOBER LOVER September 14, 2023
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XXX-men

Girl 1: Hey girl2! would you like to watch X-men with me at the movie theather?
Girl 2: I would rather watch XXX-men ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by full_of_swag September 19, 2016
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Beans (Of Men)

Beans are the two things on a mans body located in a skin sack. They are also known as testicles. Balls are another word for beans.
playing baseball, " Oh shit, ughghh the ball hit me in the BEANS!"

two dudes hanging out. "Damn it! I just spilled dr pepper on my beans"

a guy who got laid last night. " Dude, my girl was sucking on my beans soooo fucking hard man!"

called beans, but are really Beans (Of Men)
by The Doctor... April 16, 2009
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Boneless Men

Look at those boneless men over there.”
by DERPBOT27 July 28, 2018
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men in black

1. Usually refers to members of the F.B.I., C.I.A., N.S.A., or any members of other covert, government run, or para-military organization or the organizations themselves. These organizations are sometimes involved with extraterestrial or other worldly matters. Members of these organizations usually wear black suits, drive black cars or S.U.V.'s, provide little, if any, information to members of the general public and act in a mostly unpredictable and paranoid manner.
2. The government it self(Usually used in a conspiritorial sense)
3. Any covert group
4. A popular 1997 science fiction/action film featuring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones

A popular quote from the character Zed(Rip Torn) from the above film describes the ways of The Men in Black and their cohorts:

Zed: You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.

Related/Words:
MiB's: an abbreviation for Men In Black
Synonyms:
G-Men
Feds
Agents
Suits
The Man
One day, the Men in Black showed up at my friend's house, and after that day, I never saw him again.
by Biggie Big Jay Most Big July 31, 2008
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