slate memory 

It's not that u don't care about them, you just don't remember to. Imagine your memory as a slate, that gets refreshed each and every day. Sucks big time, but you don't have to learn not to give a f*ck!

Sorry that I don't remember what you said yesterday, I have a slate memory :3

slate memory by RawMango December 4, 2021

Pornographic memory 

I started saying this about 20 years ago to make the girl's laugh. It's pretty self explanatory. Use it instead of photo. It's one of those words people look back at you, like "did he just say that?".

Of course I will remember, I have a pornographic memory!

Pornographic memory by Tnutz May 24, 2023

selective negative memory theory 

When people selectively recall all the negatives of a certain event, choosing to ignore any positive aspects of the situation.

selective negative memory theory is all about ignoring positive aspects of a situation

selective negative memory theory by Dojoboi May 30, 2018

Shower-Term Memory 

When you're in the shower and genuinely can't remember if you already cleaned a specific body part.

OK, that's my arms, and now time to clean my...huh...did I already clean my back? I have NO clue. Damn shower-term memory!

Shower-Term Memory by hmmurdock75 April 8, 2020

binge-term memory loss

When you've binge an entire season (or more) of a show and you forget about important plot details from earlier episodes. Often occurs because you've consumed so much content that you can't remember certain characters, dialogues, or scenes that you've seen just mere hours ago.

Alex: "Wait, why is Anna sitting down with Detective Blake? She doesn't even know him."
Sam: "What are you talking about? She worked a case with him back in the second episode and he told her to come see him if she needs to discuss anything. I think you're suffering from binge-term memory loss."

binge-term memory loss by PsychMike July 30, 2022

Odor-Essence Memory 

The ability to remember a certain odor or fragrance from the past

Emily has Odor-essence Memory which causes her to recall the scent of Jeff’s Cologne from a while ago

Odor-Essence Memory by RubyRubyRoo July 22, 2023

You don't have enough memory in the memory card 

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.

Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?

You don't have enough memory in the memory card by Based Cow June 15, 2022