Melany 

She is a cute, Nice, loving girl that will make your heart melt. She is the best fucking person

ever especially if her birthday is in April. She has good grades and is short and her smile will lighten up her day like her smile is the best part about her. She’s not a hoe and she would be the best girlfriend to any boy. She has a lot of friends and looks out for all of them. she can get annoying sometimes, but in a good way. She’s athletic and loves to play sports even when she’s not on a team. In general she’s the best girl ever.

Alex : Look at that girl over there! She’s so nice and cute.
Abby : That’s my bestfriend Melany!
Alex : Her name’s melany? no wonder she’s so nice

Melany by battle royale November 3, 2018

trouser melon 

when a fat guy wears his pants too high so that half his obese belly is packed into the top of his pants. it jiggles.

(in a scottish accent) "eh look, that referee's got a melon in his pants"

"aye a trouser melon"

trouser melon by daltonion March 19, 2009

Muddy Melon Baller 

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.

I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.

Muddy Melon Baller by G.P. June 11, 2006

Meloni Bony

When you are waching OZ and u pull a bony

I just watched Chris Meloni rape a cop and i pulled a Meloni Bony.

Meloni Bony by International Harvester44 October 6, 2008

Melody Faith

Melody Faith - Just saying her name makes each and everyone of your taste buds have an orgasm and the tingle of her name passing through.

She is the funniest person and will always keep you on your toes with what mischief she will get up to and what trouble she will magically convince you of doing. There is never a dull moment with a Melody Faith around!

The best memories that could ever be made have all been with a Melody Faith and the best stories have been with a Melody Faith.

She knows how to move her body and get everyone turning heads saying "wow who is that girl"..OBVIOUSLY a Melody Faith!

She Has an addictive personality and you can never have enough time spent with her..you want more and more and more!!!

Melody Faith is and will always be the bestest friend you will ever get!! keep her in your life if you know whats good for you! Life will always be filled with that gorgeous smile!

Love her forever and the repayments will definatly be worth while!

BOOM!..oh man the dance floor is going off what happened? it was Melody Faith.

"i want to dance like THAT!" pointing at a Melody Faith

When Life is really unfair and all you want to do is morph into a Melody Faith

I could Really go for a good time..better go get yo-self a Melody Faith

Melody Faith by Melody's Number 1 fan! September 22, 2011

melonfarmer 

"motherfucker" euphamism- derived from bad television censoring in which "motherfucker" was substituted with "melonfarmer." Needless to say, the lips didn't quite match up and it became an hysterical in-crowd joke amongst college kids of the 90s.

melonfarmer by Jimini Hendrix September 2, 2003

melonlord 

above god and full-time meme. there can only be one. That is me.

"Man! Melonlord really kicked that truck all the way to neptune?!"

melonlord by Mel0nl0rd May 25, 2017