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Matthew

Matthew is Loving Guy he Always there for Family and friends SPECIAL For his girl friend hes girlfriend may start the relationship hard and Matthew will understand then try figure out things his girlfriend would be depressed for couple of weeks or days Matthew will be by her side no matter what his girlfriend will love him so much and Matt will love her so much and they I’ll be together and forever
Matthew and his girlfriend would live to get her happy after
by Princess 18383 August 1, 2018
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Matthew

A being with autism, aids, Down syndrome, brain cancer, and tuberculosis. Also is the cause of Ebola and the Black Plague. Basically a person screwed humanity. If you encounter a being with this name. Run.
Dude don't be such a Matthew.
by Rip gg no re May 27, 2017
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Matthew

A common name for white males. Many father's are called Matthew.
My friend India's dad is Gay. His name is Matthew
by Shardonay May 11, 2010
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Matthew

Sleazy mechanic, works for minimum wage outside of Mcdonalds cleaning the stalls. He's the type of guy to charge $180 dollars for an oil change, but the oil is really just his own urine that he stores in a jug. He's the type if guy that thinks he's everything, but is really just a sleazy cheap mechanic.
Jack: "Hey Sam where should I get an oil change?" Sam: "Don't go to Matthews. You'll get ripped off by that sleazy piece of shit"
by Juan Ricardo Montoya Velez November 6, 2013
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matthew

Fatass with no life and likes to eat alot of KFC he is fat and dumb and is bald and sucks dick
by 123Usuck September 21, 2016
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Matthew

Matthew is big gay lol
by RealBnna November 2, 2019
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Matthew

Total dumbass , brown eyes , still a dumbass if your a Matthew chances are your also total dumbass
Matthew: fuck I forgot we had to breath
by Matthew Dumbass November 6, 2019
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