Manual stimulation of one's own genitals for pleasure, usually but not always to the point of orgasm. While views on the subject differ greatly among various groups, it is generally viewed as an activity whose primary purpose and effect is self-gratification; hence the term (or its synonyms, particularly 'wanking') is commonly used as a pejorative metaphor for other activities that are viewed by the speaker as accomplishing nothing besides self-gratification, such as self-aggrandizing internet trolling or focusing one's study on certain poorly defined subjects or doctrines, particularly in the Humanities.
"Post-modernism is intellectual masturbation, plain and simple!"
"Wanking: Making self-congratulary comments intended only to give an impression of your importance or intelligence." (Pharyngula dungeon page)
"Wanking: Making self-congratulary comments intended only to give an impression of your importance or intelligence." (Pharyngula dungeon page)
by Azkyroth January 10, 2008
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by Barefoot Beehotch January 24, 2009
Get the [appalachian masturbation] mug.The conceded act to "like" your own Facebook statuses, pictures, or wall posts. Abbrev as "FBation".
"Did you see that Joe totally Facebook masturbated all of his wall?"
"Yeah, he FBated like three times just today."
-Facebook friends with "mirror shot" default pictures have the tendencies to do Facebook Masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.
"Yeah, he FBated like three times just today."
-Facebook friends with "mirror shot" default pictures have the tendencies to do Facebook Masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.
by Christian_Zamo April 19, 2010
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Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
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"Christine, you are getting me so horny would you like to start a social masturbation session?"
"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."
"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."
by Brittaphile August 20, 2013
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by i r sexy December 28, 2005
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