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Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)
Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!
by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011
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Mister Tom Meter

He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.
That "Mister Tom Meter" is such a dirty motherfucker!
by YoungJensen January 23, 2011
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Mister Tuff Guy

Affectionately nicknamed Mister T. Generally, a furry, fast, feline predator with a linonized lifestyle familiar only to the rare few who dare to survive; personality in abundance with rare glimpses of torment for things personified.
The toilet paper has been shredded again, where is Mister Tuff Guy?
by sklie777 February 16, 2010
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Tatey Masher Torture Tool

A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D
Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!
by Asterix September 30, 2005
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Mister Twatbox

Someone who is self important to a degree of uber arrogance.
Mister Twatbox is Someone who is regarded by most people as a complete dick, even amongst his friends.

i.e 'That Mr Twatbox Gordon Broon'
'Here comes Mr Twatbox, try and ignore him'
by Elbow grease May 9, 2010
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mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.
Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
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moster toaster

A crazy paranoid short person. Often seen perfroming in a circus show. Associated with sideshow freaks.
We threw rocks at the moster toaster and it cried
by 2012 March 18, 2003
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