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Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald
I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.
by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025
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Marshmallow suprise

When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow
Brianna: How was it last night?

Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise
by Suprise Muthafucka February 5, 2014
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marshmallow thong

when an extremely white persons ass folds over a thong therefore looking like a marshmallow
did u see brittnays marshmallow thong
by the vaginacologist vampire October 12, 2010
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Marshmallow

Baby Harm is a marshmallow.
by KP... April 7, 2020
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Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
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Marshmallow Mood

An extremely relaxed, soft and cuddly mood.
It's cold and raining but all these warm blankets have me in such a marshmallow mood.
by SoftDeerBoi December 15, 2018
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Marshmallow

when lighting the other person's skin on fire post orgasm and then peeling said burnt skin off and then repeat until there are no layers of skin remaining, then eat it like how you would eat the charred outside of a marshmallow
Pubert: I'm gonna marshmallow Anh
Anh: No bro don't peel and eat my skin after burning it
by sigma skibidi retard May 31, 2025
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