maspalomas

To start with, maspalomas means more pigeons. That's right. But more than pigeons there are many tourists. Too many, and you start missing the pigeons. Maspalomas is a beautiful place. It'd located in the south of gran canaria. It's main characteristics are the beaches, with gold or black sand and cliffs. It is also renoun for its gay population, which it's one of the main attractions. From the 70' it started expanding from playa del ingles to the east side of St Augustin and the west to Meloneras. With 7km long beaches and dunes, in which you can enjoy a relaxing afternoon watching sexual activities.

Other fun activities are the casino, or the vintage music selection of the bars in playa del ingles kaspah center.

Totally recommended for families, sexual promiscuous individuals and singles. Not indicated for couples, as they mostly end up fighting in the plasa.

Let's go to maspalomas!!

by Cmbrn July 12, 2017

Manpanzee

Of all the horrendous creatures, there is no other creature as horrendous, disgusting, oppurtunistic, and immoral as the dreaded north american Manpanzee. Often seen as the most unnatural and disgusting creature on the planet, the Manpanzee is bred from the corrupted son of Adam, whos kind was so finely crafted in the likeness of our lord above, and a female Pan troglodytes, whom god has delibrately placed below our beautiful speicies. This creature is made in the most evile of ways, and it is as expected of a very disgusting lifestyle. It has no morals, will eat anything, and sodomizes and mates with anything that moves. Anything that is attacked, be it male or female, will instantly become pregnant with a Manpanzee fetus. That is the extent on the evil of the Manpanzee, corrupting even the finest creations of god. One must not approach the Manpanzee, and must pacify it with a a bullet fired from a firearm, a blade, honed in the holy city of the pope, or a flame, a bible, or a nice whooping and telling of the parents. To summarize this paragraph, a Manpanzee, is a thot.

Get away from me you Manpanzee!

by Father Charles May 9, 2018

Mapplethorpe effect

When something mediocre or just dumb, often a trend, art piece, or artist gets, publicity from the conservatives just for being controversial. Like Robert Mapplethorpe's 'art'.

That sloppy, lite porn art of his will only become famous if the mapplethorpe effect kicks in.

by Skav<n October 12, 2018

manpa

Like Grandpa, just cooler. Also, smarter than Dad and stunningly good looking!

Manpa, you told you me you were taking me to the dollar store!

by Luchipher December 28, 2018

Mampaw

A grandparent that identifies as both male and female from the terms mamaw & papaw

Mampaw Kelsey sent little Timmy down to the store for prune juice.

by Mr.brightSai February 27, 2019

Mapple syrup

You suck at writing.
There are never two p's in maple

Brad: Mapple syrup is so good

Jon: Did you just misspell maple?
Brad: oops autocorrect
Jon: You know were talking face to face right??
Brad: *breathes heavily with mouth*
Jon: What the frick did you do with My mouth?!
Brad: *runs away*

by TheCreeperHasBeenAwwManned August 27, 2019

marpatch

A type of guy that uses acronyms like bgow and expects you to know it means big glass of water.

That guy is a real marpatch.

by secret_agents March 24, 2020