Mango Theory

The idea that two individuals will achieve a successful relationship, based on one of the individuals liking mangos in contrast to the other's distaste.

"I heard she dislikes mangos! That is good considering you like them; you know the mango theory and all..."

by PegasusMonkey April 11, 2022

mango balls

A rare desieze that occurs on pre pubescent homosexual males with exterior rectal cancer

Did you here that Blake has mango balls

by Oooooffff January 12, 2018

Poisonous Mangoes

Motherfuckers who are high as fuck and/or are losers

Look at that fucking anime kid he on them poisonous mangoes

by muchingdinks June 22, 2022

Mango Coalition

1. A collective term for peoples of the geographical regions and cultures united by their love of mangoes, where it features prominently in their diets, and is natively grown; includes Asians (esp South, Southeast, and southern mainland), Pacific Islanders, Africans, and Latin/South/Central Americans.

2. Things POC around the world have in common.

Besides the Rush Hour movie franchise, Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker have in common being members of the Mango Coalition.

by anonymous April 22, 2021

sexy mango

A sexy mango is a woman with round titties and a peachy butty

Dayum she is a sexy mango.

by Banana 🎗 March 10, 2017

mango rango

When you clog the toilet with explosive diarrhea.

Don't go in there for a while. I just made some mango rango.

by barelybrown January 20, 2017

fuzzy mango

fuzzy mango is the layer under fat which is covered in a thick layer fuzzy hairs.

As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.

by lamassmokingcigarettes October 28, 2016