FLunk Mail

Positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. Comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. Received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc

1. Did you receive your fortnightly Flunk Mail?
2. Yes. It was terrible, but I have lost my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. Here, avail yourself of mine. I don't even feel compelled to read my fortnightly Flunk mail now that I have replaced my letter box with my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.

by Karen_Eliot October 12, 2016

mail cat

A male who wears cat ears that usually match their t-shirt.

He is being a mail cat.

by pseudonymn December 16, 2013

E-mail

Something Urban Dictionary forgot to send me upon rejecting my definition for “MLG”.

Damn, Urban Dictionary did not notify you by sending an e-mail? That's not nice

by Joseph5 June 28, 2016

mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.

Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

Snaily Mail

Adjective that describes how it takes forever to send or receive email compared to instant messaging.

Hey, send that to me through Skype and not snaily mail.

by Waterworks Marketing September 12, 2009

Me-mail

To send yourself email to another of your email address's

Crystal sent me-mail to her hotmail account.

by NatoSA December 2, 2010

Mails chicken

Mails chicken is out of this world, it's so juicy. It's something everyone want and dream about

Mails chicken is out of this world

by Mail moment July 29, 2023