Mad Couch

A description for something or someone that is trash or rubbish; bad looking.

Cool Guy: "Ey man, yo backpack is mad couch"
Unstyled Guy: "Fuck you man"

by You_Have_No_Idea December 11, 2015

Mad Zip

When something is fast as fuck.

like a lambo.

Bro I was racing this lambo last night and he was going mad zip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo bliss that shit go mad zip!!!!!

by Bahaa fagana 3 February 11, 2019

Mad Ending

(Male) It's the opposite of a happy ending. After the massage I'm the one who cums on you.

Cesar: Where can I go to get a spine massage?

Randy: I was just at your house man, all we needed to do
was change into robes and I would have oiled that spine up. I give mad endings though.

by Chabookie January 13, 2011

Maidens of madness

A small organization that by duplicitous means makes unsuccessful attempts to alter its identity. They often get A for effort and imagination.

"Wat? Did these guys seriously think we were going to buy this? Maidens of Madness? lol"

by Not as dumb as they think September 4, 2009

the mad note

an adjective used to describe quality music or events.

That track is the mad note!

by Smurf June 10, 2004

Mad John

Magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. He has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutlass that can extend to any length.

Mad John wants myself and david to: "Find the Iceberg!!" (that sunk the titanic)

Mad John works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god.

He drinks special brew, and pisses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)

Mad John: "arr lads, find ye olde magical iceberg!"
Me and david: "alright then"

by Adam April 13, 2005

mad bank

to have a lot of cash.

he's rollin' mad bank.

by jsteen May 1, 2004