Mad Tested.

When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.

Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.

by Monstopher March 7, 2013

PEPPERMINT MAD

That new level of mad at someone when instead of using the shift key to type in caps, you press the caps lock key, and shit is about to get real.

Can also be used in hashtag form #PEPPERMINTMAD

"Woah morgan is yelling at me in caps, she be PEPPERMINT MAD"

by mojjo May 19, 2014

Mad Couch

A description for something or someone that is trash or rubbish; bad looking.

Cool Guy: "Ey man, yo backpack is mad couch"
Unstyled Guy: "Fuck you man"

by You_Have_No_Idea December 11, 2015

Mad Zip

When something is fast as fuck.

like a lambo.

Bro I was racing this lambo last night and he was going mad zip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo bliss that shit go mad zip!!!!!

by Bahaa fagana 3 February 11, 2019

Mad Ending

(Male) It's the opposite of a happy ending. After the massage I'm the one who cums on you.

Cesar: Where can I go to get a spine massage?

Randy: I was just at your house man, all we needed to do
was change into robes and I would have oiled that spine up. I give mad endings though.

by Chabookie January 13, 2011

Mad John

Magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. He has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutlass that can extend to any length.

Mad John wants myself and david to: "Find the Iceberg!!" (that sunk the titanic)

Mad John works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god.

He drinks special brew, and pisses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)

Mad John: "arr lads, find ye olde magical iceberg!"
Me and david: "alright then"

by Adam April 13, 2005

mad bank

to have a lot of cash.

he's rollin' mad bank.

by jsteen May 1, 2004