Lunk

deriving from a magical chat on the 29th of February, 2012. Originally, it was a spelling mistake for luck, but it has magically caught on in the Hustler/Lunker fanbase. We say that Lunk is another term for a penis, but you can really just put Lunk in to replace anything.

Join the Lunker Gang.

"Good lunk!"
"Never gonna lunk you up, never gonna lunk you down. Never gonna lunk around and lunk you!" ~being lunk rolled

by Rick Lunkstly May 25, 2012

grunka lunka

Evil versions of oompa loompas, using 'badass' rhyming and song instead of the ussual singing of their 'goody-goody' cousins which ussualy has a moral or tries to teach the lstener a lesson...

"grunka lunka, doo ba dee daa, we are the most badass muthas by far!"

"grunka lunka, dooo ba dee doom, we will steal ur daughter from her room!"

by Christian Martin (aka The Crazy Russian) September 8, 2008

vaccuum lungs

Able to hold an insane amount of weed smoke for a long period of time. Long enough to zero the hit.

Damn, Adam is a tank, hes got vaccuum lungs

by Adam Shatter October 6, 2005

Lungsex Peel

(n.) Diagnosis for oral sex in which the penis peels off the inside of your throat and lung due to too much friction.

YES. YES. FUCK ME IN THE MOUTH-- but not too hard. I don't want Lungsex Peel.

by The Repulsive Doctors August 26, 2013

links academy

The school where Glastonbury, CT residents go to when they have been expelled from Glastonbury Public Schools, or can’t handle themselves in a normal environment. Usually students who attend this school have serious problems and end up working at McDonald’s or Wal-Mart. If u end up at links, you need to rethink your life and debate about living. Stay in School.

Andrell: Yo Dennis you know where Erin is going to School?
Dennis: Yea she’s going to Links Academy.
Andrell: Oh damn, Wanna steal something from her?
Dennis: Sounds good

by Quran Smith December 23, 2017

lunsh

The meal between breakfast and dinner.
Also used to describe going swimming or to the shooting range...

You gettin' Mickie D's for lunsh?

by D Luvin' January 16, 2007

lunk

Noun: A internet "link" that does not work to specification. Specifically if video and or sound is inoperable and henceforth ruins the masterpiece that is a short clip of a cat falling off of a table while Alicia Keys plays triumphantly in the background. A noise most accurately described as lunk is generally heard either in the distance over the left shoulder, or in the third eye region of the brain between the eyebrows and 1.5" behind the skull, as the viewer realizes that the link they were sent does not work.

You sent me a lunk! That youtube video of the epic finale of Pitch Perfect 2 had no sound! Send me a link please.

by Boberino May 12, 2016