Low-Eyed

Verb. - 2 Definitions...

1 - To be under the influence of marijuana.

2 - The physical effect of marijuana on the eyelids.

1 - After you have smoked pot, especially a copious amount, and you are getting physically tired, but are still mentally stimulated, you will usually shuffle around with possibly blood-shot eyes wanting to make food, watch a movie, play an instrument and listen to music all at once....and the thought of this makes you want to chuckle for no reason...

This is the state of being "Low-Eyed"....basically a synonym for being pretty fucking stoned...

2 - When you have smoked marijuana, especially a copious amount, and your eye-lids feel heavy and comfortably rest at least half way closed. Being tired and/or in a super relaxed state in combination with the marijuana can also aid in the lowering of the eyelids.

This is known as literally being "Low-Eyed"

One dose not necessarily need to have eyelids that are halfway, or more, closed to be called "Low-Eyed" as long as they are under the influence of marijuana, because both definitions of "Low-Eyed" refer to being stoned off your ass and any stoner knows that ones eyes get lower once stoned, especially when stoned with good shit, thus the point is sure to get across either way.

P.S. - Led Zeppelin is the fucking best, sober or stoned, so go listen to all their music!
Definition 1 -

"Duuude man..have you seen Steve? He's
rocking out to Physical Graffiti on his I-Pod Mini in my den with the lights off staring at my lava lamp eating a bag of fun sized snickers...he's fuckin' low-eyed like crazy!"

Definition 2 -

"Hahaha man Steve...you can come with us 7-11 if you want, but I'm tellin' you, those eye drops aren't gonna help for shit....anyone who makes eye-contact with you is gonna know your ripped...you're fuckin' mega low-eyed bro!"
by Dr. Regis Jaffar Del Brown PhD February 06, 2010
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low fat

Usually pertaining to food that is of less quantity, an advertising effort to promote "healthy"
Dorito's Normal: 200 Calories and 10g
Low fat: 100 Calories and 5g
by Dr. Awesome the fourth January 11, 2011
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low blow

1. An attack to mens genitalia (sometimes womens). Sometimes enjoyed sexually, sometimes just outright painful. In the wrestling world women wrestlers low blow men wrestlers a lot, primarily to help their man win a match, or to excite the ballbusting fetishists like me who watch. Chyna is the most famous female low blower in WWE/F history, but Lita is getting up there too. I would rather be low blowed by LuFisto than any other woman wrestler.

2. A comment which is cruel and callous. Meant to cut like a knife. Hence the term low blow, it hurts.
1. Commentator: Lufisto just low blowed that faggot she's wrestling!
Me: Lucky bastard.

2. You know i didnt get my grade 10. thats a low blow julian.
by BallsMcManus July 19, 2006
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Low bob

A word that newbs say in online video games when they think someone is doing something cheap to win.
Jenny: omg fmg9 akimbo noob!

Jose: They're in the game, therefore I'm allowed to use this weapon.

Jenny: ur just a low bob who has to do anything just to win!
by Hare1lh January 18, 2012
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low crack

An ass crack that literally starts an inch or less above the anal cavity.
by mpf123 March 18, 2009
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Lowes’ PPE

Instead of actually finding proper PPE, just close your eyes and get over it.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man! Where is your welding mask?

Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!

Guy 2 - I’m over it.
by evn April 22, 2019
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Madeline Low

A short, Asian debater that is the least intimidating among people but filled with terrifying determination; one who somehow overcomes all the teams that they should be defeated by; a Sadie Eby
"Woah, Eby/Low just wrecked Crosby/Lo, I think they just pulled a Madeline Low. "
by Aspen8194 February 02, 2023
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