Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

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mincing lizard

A lizard walking in a camp fashion with fimble wrists. Seems like it would suit the noise 'mmnnihmmnhimnmhm'

hey look at this mincing lizard i drew!

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Older variety of cougar known to frequent bars and pubs on a Friday afternoon.

Went to the bar for a TGIF session and was propositions by a Nivea Lizard. She promised she'd take out her teeth.

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Casiporvidia is a gay lizard.

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The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

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Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

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1. a hilarious comedy group that made puddle cruiser, super troopers, and club dread.
2. a lizard that is, in fact, broken.

1. broken lizard is the best comedy group since monty python
2. hey look at that lizard. its broken

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