by jdholguin April 18, 2008
Get the Vagina Lizardmug. After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.
by a247partee April 19, 2010
Get the Spitting Lizardmug. a large lizard that lives beside major highways. if you step out of your vehicle close to a road lizard, it will eat you.
by tucsondog October 17, 2006
Get the road lizardmug. verb: (to give someone the "excellent lizard"): to suddenly discontinue a conversation, especially a phone conversation. Usually for a perfectly good reason, but also, less commonly, because one does not want to continue speaking with the person on the other end of the call.
Origin: OMG, an excellent lizard just ran by. I have to run get my camera. I'll call you back. (True.)
Origin: OMG, an excellent lizard just ran by. I have to run get my camera. I'll call you back. (True.)
(Out of the blue in a conversation that to this point has been casual and relaxed) "Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give you the excellent lizard. A cop just pulled me over."
by some book June 19, 2009
Get the the excellent lizardmug. Someone who stalks his prey and hangs around, he slimes his way into his preys life and then sticks to them.
MAX BRANNING (Eastenders)
YUSEF (Eastenders)
TOMMY DUCKWORTH ( Corronation Street)
Prime examples of love lizards!
YUSEF (Eastenders)
TOMMY DUCKWORTH ( Corronation Street)
Prime examples of love lizards!
by Cosa nostra, ooh its my thing! July 11, 2011
Get the Love Lizardmug. N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.
Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
by killthespider June 2, 2011
Get the Linoleum Lizardmug. Difficult to explain without a video clip, a Lizard Neck is a male or female who tends to turn their head to look at something and can snap back in a split second. These are those people you catch staring in the corner of your eye, then as soon as you look up they snap their head away from you as if they weren't looking. You would think that their neck would strain from it but they are adjusted to the cause. Everybody has had their share of Lizard Neck moments but some of us have adapted to it.
Jackie: That boy Damon is a Lizard Neck! He keeps lookin at me, then snappin' away when I look back!
Jasmine: I got one of those in the front of my class.
Jasmine: I got one of those in the front of my class.
by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012
Get the Lizard Neckmug.