Lemon and Herb

The weakest and most pathetic flavour of chicken at Nandos... Seriously, it'd be like going out for a curry and ordering a fucking cucumber and yoghurt dip as your main course.

Often used as a put down for someone who has taken the weedy option along with "Mango and Lime" (the other Nandos flavour of choice for those of weak tongue).

Nando's Man: How would you like it?
Colm (Very Quietly): Lemon and Herb please (shhh)

Nando's Man: And you sir?
Dan: EXTRA HOT PLEASE... (quietly) Actually make that mango and lime...

"You Mango and Lime bastard!"
"You cucumber and yoghurt cunt"
"You lemon and lime bastard"
"You Mango and Herb dick"

by Grizzlers August 19, 2009

lemoncake

raging lesbian.

I found out that girl jordan is a lemoncake, she definately wants alicia.

by ceebee11 December 13, 2010

Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.

What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?

by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 30, 2011

squeeze the lemon

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

by John-do September 22, 2006

Jif Lemon

1) The act of becoming aggressive to ones peers/enemies, usually whilst under the influence of narcotics and/or alcohol.

2) To threaten a rival male and/or extort for large sums of money.

3) Getting lemon.

"Don't get Jif Lemon"

"That geezer was getting proper Jif Lemon"

Melvin: "Someone keyed up my Sean Goater"
Me: "Savage mate, did you find out who it was?"
Melvin: "Yeah mate, i found out where he lived, phoned him up and got Jif Lemon on him .... he came round later that day with 250 quid."

by Poonoob July 26, 2010

Lemon Tree

A song written by Fools Garden in 1995.
It became a big hit in both Europe and Asia.

"...all that I can see is just another lemon tree..."

by Holiace March 11, 2009

lemon

A car that you buy that you think is good, but really it sucks like hell and will break right after you buy it.

Dude, that car was a lemon, I was about to hand over my check when the radiator blew up, coolant flowed out like my ass when I gave my woman some rusty mountains after eating that mad stale t bell.

by John Snell April 17, 2006