floppy watermelon

The art of placing your penis underneath an elderly woman's boob and thrusting, thus causing it to flop and turn a watermelon-red color.

"Dude, your grandma was smokin last night."
"Ew gross man!"
"Yeah I totally gave her a floppy watermelon. Twice."

by Dicks'n'Sizzle March 6, 2014

watermelon

its uh something that black people tend to like alot

you can get a seedless version off it

its called watermelon but like theres no water only juice

uh yeah and watermelon tastes good also

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself November 3, 2022

giving watermelon

The act in which a person, most times a girl take a large bite of watermelon. Then proceeds to give oral sex until ejaculation . The mixture of boy butter and delicious red,yellow or black watermelon is swished in mouth and gargled. After mixed the mixture is spit into the anus of another participating party and is be used for anal lube while yelling "where is my fried chicken"

Yo, That bitch rolled up to my bumper pulled out my salmon wacker and tried giving watermelon. dirty trick ass ho

by teaching toddlers August 18, 2011

Watermelon Sugar

Tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin'
And it sounds just like a song
I want more berries and that summer feelin'
It's so wonderful and warm
Breathe me in, breathe me out
I don't know if I could ever go without
I'm just thinking out loud
I don't know if I could ever go without
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar
Strawberries on a summer evenin'
Baby, you're the end of June
I want your belly and that summer feelin'
Getting washed away in you
Breathe me in, breathe me out
I don't know if I could ever go without
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
I just wanna taste it, I just wanna taste it
Watermelon sugar high
Tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin'
And it sounds just like a song
I want your belly and that summer feelin'
I don't know if I could ever go without
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar (sugar) high
Watermelon sugar high (sugar)
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
I just wanna taste it, I just wanna taste it
Watermelon sugar high
I just wanna taste it, I just wanna taste it
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar

That is the full definition of Watermelon Sugar. What else did you think this was? Pussy juice?!?? Pervert.

by ThatProfessor October 25, 2020

Watermelon sugar

A song that makes people cry in BBB (Big Brother Brasil)

girl: have you seen Gil today?
boy: yes, he was crying in the middle of Watermelon sugar

by afemalehobbit March 12, 2021

watermelon sugar

slang for sexual intercourse of the homosexual kind

man 1: hey baby wanna watermelon sugar

man 2: heck yeah

by justalittleboy May 8, 2021

kamikaze watermelon

I didn't know his name was fooby,
However he IS a self propelled Watermelon. doot da doot da doo!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Splat!
from the demented cartoon movie,
He is Painted on the underside of my surfboard to fighten sharks and groms
The Kamikaze watermelon damn near made
me piss myself laughing.

what the hell was that? some kind of Kamikaze watermelon...

My 9'0" Wander Inn is now refered to as the Kamikaze watermelon.

by Scared of Mammals August 3, 2004