crack-a-lackin

Happening, going on... what ever it is, it's the shizzle my nizzle!

Host: "We gonna keep this party crack-a-lackin all nizzle lizzle, my dizzle!"
Party guest: "Huh?"

by Doggy Fizzle May 10, 2003

Lacking

when someone has a very small penis

hey dude greg... you should get a penis pump cuz bro your lacking.

by CKarn February 21, 2007

crack-a-lackin

it's when you run out of drugs

"Hey man, break out the pipe."

"Sorry, bro, I'm crack-a-lackin

by Jewbacca August 13, 2003

lacking off

When your sack doesn't contain enough semen to splooge due to excessive masturbation.

I tugged on my dick for hours and kept lacking off

by OGBirdman69 September 22, 2013

Larkin

a Larkin is a retarded flightless bird. it walks extremely pigeon-toed. it is also remarkably ugly. the Larkin's mating call is a low pitched "UHH"; somewhat gorilla sounding.

Someone should shoot that damn Larkin, it is obnoxious.

by DAAAAAAAAAAAD???? January 2, 2011

larkin

The biggest piece of fucking shit i've ever seen. A gigantic massive black hole of a shit that seems to bring the world down into a giant abyss. A worthless, atrocious, unattractive pile of feces.

Have you seen matt lately? Dude, he's becoming a fucking larkin, it's disturbing.

by Joe Moro August 15, 2008

larkin

verb. the compulsive need to insert your genitals into anything and everything

if you dont shut your mouth, i'm going to be forced to larkin you.

hey look at that grapefruit, lets larkin that shit

by torri mccalvin February 25, 2008