Laker

Watching a grown person cry after losing to a competitor that they assumed they were superior to, finding out that they are not. Then later, instead of admitting the other team was better, you explain how you had some unrelated problems that impacted your ability to focus to use your full potential. You then start to cry some more and make it so pitifully about you (and not about the better team that beat you) that you become the center of attention.

It occurs in sports, politics.

Everytime the lakers lose a championship (especially to the Pistons or Celtics) they do that.

Hillary Clinton acted like a Laker when she lost to Obama.

Watch Kobe literally cry like a Laker.

The Tea Partiers are a bunch of Lakers

by osirica1 February 25, 2010

Laker Academy

An alternative High School for only the finest of goons.
Required G.P.A. of at least 0.5 or lower. Hoodlums and hood-rats as well as 7 mile goons and your everyday $2 hoe get there education done right at laker 8 am to 3pm monday-friday.

Why get your G.E.D. when you can drop-out and get your diploma at Laker Academy!

Boss Flosser: I be up at Laker Academy all dayyy son
Goon: Word I be surveying stos up at joes crab shack during lunch ive got hella cliental

by GuttaGutta4life March 16, 2010

Laderius

A handsome , respectful family favorite( amazing in bed ) - not likely to fall in love fast usually heartless Best match :March babies

I heard that laderius has a new girlfriend- shes probably a march baby

by Dad dee August 18, 2019

anal laceration

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.

John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock

by sup3rfl@m3 h0t w33lz m@zt3r January 4, 2010

Driving Lager

A lager low in alcohol, brands such as Foster's or Carlsberg fit the bill nicely, although Carling or Skol are kind of missing the point of having a beer a bit.

got the motor outside, better stick to driving lager.

by galaxycondor April 4, 2005

laker

a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

maddox will be a laker in 50 years

by Smooth Jane McCool...aka karin July 10, 2004

lager louts

People were used to drinking weaker beer, they somethimes became aggresive and even violent. they therefor became know as lager louts

lager louts: if you drink to much you become violent cause you're drunk
--> don't drink.

by Mary Rosé December 5, 2013