space landing 

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.

Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.

space landing by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008

Corkscrew Landing 

A corkscrew landing (also spiral landing) is a method of penetration that is intended to minimize the risk of the man being hit by anti-aircraft fire from the ground on his way to the destination orifice. Instead of slow descent towards the hole, in a corkscrew landing the phallus is positioned at high altitude above the entry port, then descends rapidly in a spiral. The manoeuvre is typically performed by pilots of military aircraft.

Man 1: hey pal, you don’t look so hot.

Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.

Man 1: ouch.

Corkscrew Landing by dragonmasterman December 9, 2018

THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS 

ARHHHGHGGHHH

THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)

THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS by Willyholeszz November 1, 2020

Landing Strip 

Nickname for a slut ass bitch.

We should go visit landing strip and eife that skank ass bitch.

Landing Strip by Griz May 2, 2004

Landing Pad 

Placing the pad of your mom, girlfriend, or any other woman in your household in the toilet bowl before you drop oval brownies to prevent cold water from splashing up into your anus.

"You and Courtney still together?"
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."

"Come out tonight."
"I cant...Im grounded."
"For what?"
"Mom caught me using her tampax for a landing pad."

Landing Pad by Wildman Bill March 5, 2010

Lacing 

To give someone a rampant, bordlerlining on violent, sexual experience

It was legendary gazz, Tecko gave her a real lacing

Lacing by Lacing January 20, 2018

Landing a Jet 

The act of celebrating like a champion one or two games too soon. Or any general lack of focus before a task is completed

Braylon Edwards back-flip after defeating the Pats in the 2010 NFL playoffs "I hope he isn't landing a Jet, he has another game next week".
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory

Landing a Jet by Uncle Flizzy January 24, 2011