by dustdynamicboi March 2, 2019
Get the LAVA! mug.The type of feces that makes your anus (volcano ring) warm like you are producing molten cake as you empty your bowls. The feeling, not to be confused with molton cake poops, (which produce the sticky lava sensation) is what is called sticky lava.
Bro dude to wife: “ugh im so glad we have a bidet here. I just felt sticky lava in my anus”
Wife: “did u use toilet paper too”
Bro dude: “the bidet did the job”
Dude to bro: “bro, i felt so immobilized by my situation. It felt like sticky lava. U cant get up and use the bidet to cool off, and you cant keep going.”
Bro: “sarah said some nasty shit to u. No pun intended”
Wife: “did u use toilet paper too”
Bro dude: “the bidet did the job”
Dude to bro: “bro, i felt so immobilized by my situation. It felt like sticky lava. U cant get up and use the bidet to cool off, and you cant keep going.”
Bro: “sarah said some nasty shit to u. No pun intended”
by kilo min garo June 4, 2019
Get the sticky lava mug.Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
by loopydroop October 3, 2019
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by MrGizmo212 January 14, 2018
Get the spicy lava suace mug.B-rad: I can’t wait for a mouthful of hot lava
Chad: I’ve got a horn full ready to erupt.
B-rad: only if you let me keep the change
Chad: I’ve got a horn full ready to erupt.
B-rad: only if you let me keep the change
by hectorzeroni69 May 3, 2018
Get the Lava mug.1: Man, Joan and I were facetiming so late last night
2: What'd you talk about???
1: idk but we had such a good lava
2: What'd you talk about???
1: idk but we had such a good lava
by levistraus1199 September 19, 2017
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