A sweet, loving, handsome kind of a guy. He will make sure that you always feel that someone is on your side. He will make you feel that you're a one of a kind. They always smell good. They can also be pretty blunt at sometimes but when it comes to love, they're usually not good at this type of "thing". I mean they're so perfect that God gave them something "not so perfect".
by cockbuster21 August 17, 2021
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André: Omg is that Tim Kristian.
Tim Kristian: Hjalo mitt nav er Tim kristian, men alle kaller meg Tim. SÅ, bare kall meg Tim.
Tim Kristian: Hjalo mitt nav er Tim kristian, men alle kaller meg Tim. SÅ, bare kall meg Tim.
by NorwegianRat September 11, 2021
Get the Tim kristian mug.The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"
by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023
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by Notstek69 July 31, 2023
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