knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016

Zero Knowledge Proof

Doing something that proves that you have zero knowledge.

"That guy just told me he believes $BTC is going to the moon".

"Bruh! $BTC is going to zero. He just showed you he's an idiot. That's what you call a zero knowledge proof."

by fooledbyrandomness69 December 4, 2023

Knowledge

A persons intellect on how much one person knows about a subject that a lot of people on TikTok lack when it comes to school

If only TikTokers went to school, then they would actually have some knowledge of the real world

by Anderfish killer May 30, 2023

knowledge

Nothing is free, not even knowledge. Usually somebody who thinks knowledge should be free is a thief looking to make money off what somebody else knows.

When somebody tries to tell you knowledge is free, let them know it cost everybody else, including you.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

discount knowledge

Education obtained at a community college, trade school, vocational college, or junior college.

As heard in the Rodney Atkins song "These Are My People":

"Got some discount knowledge at the junior college where we majored in beer and girls"

Four years of college wasn't for us, so we opted for the discount knowledge!

by Pimpala03 April 8, 2009

Elite ball knowledge

You know something that is lost to time, but you still remember it for some reason, that other may not remember or doesn't know at all.

Guy 1: Yo what about that snail?

Guy 2: You need elite ball knowledge to know it.

by cookuh May 24, 2025

knowledge-whoring

Using the assertion of superior knowledge to derive status: The unworthy or corrupt use of one's knowledge for social gains.

"OMG! really? How could you not know how ignorant you are? Do you know how I know that your so ignorant? Because I knew that shit first! ya big ole' dummy!" - knowledge-whoring

by outlaw nips February 24, 2019