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mowing the grassy knoll

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.
Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?
by popcornrules February 28, 2009
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common public knowledge

when something is available for everyone to see. When an item or another object isn't kept secret, but rather open to the public.
Nicole: Andy, you can't go around reading other people's text messages
Andy: Sorry. I-I-I th-thought it was common public knowledge!

or

Amy and Malory: Andy, stop creeping around our hallway
Andy: Well it's common public knowledge
by trackster9 October 27, 2009
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Knowledge Bowl

An activity consisting of three teams, each with a single buzzer. When one team thinks they know the answer they buzz in, and many times the other teams will because they react to the other team and there is no lockout system. It is known for its annoying twists and its buzzer races. It is an alternative way of playing quiz bowl.
X: Man, i love knowledge bowl so much...
Y: Dude, knowledge bowl is for NOOBs, you should play quiz bowl.
by breebot February 23, 2009
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Useless Fucking Knowledge

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart
Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"
by Fuck this useless info October 13, 2011
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knowledgement

the act of knowing and being able to perform tasks relating to knowledge in any profession,being in the know,professional ability in any category,
The terminology often used by hungarian dictators during important meetings to define your ability in a specific field.
Congratulations!!! i have very much enjoy to tell you that you have acheived a very high level of knowledgement by attending this class.

Ed id a very smart man,but he will not share his knowledgement with others in his crew
The only knowledgement this man has is to be very lazy,his hands are clean at the end of the day he has done nothing.
You have very lazy eyes you must have left your knowledgement at home.
by roosevelto January 26, 2007
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Knowledge Bomb

When an explosion of intelligence is dropped, and everyone who hears it intelligence increases dramatically.
Jason: Someone just told me that the longest word in the English dictionary is 45 letters long, and was created to be the longest word in the English language.

Taylor: They dropped an knowledge bomb.
by Worstgirl141 May 12, 2010
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knook

A combination of a knife, spoon, and fork
What's for dinner? Oh, it doesn't matter, I can handle anything with my knook.
by Megaloman November 7, 2007
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