Knob lob

The act of lobbing a grenade across the playing field, random with no reason, in games such as Call of Duty.

I SWEAR IF I GET KILLED BY ONE MORE KNOB LOB I WILL JUMP OUT OF MY WINDOW.

by a912 December 16, 2010

Fisherman’s Knob

A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.

After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Squatters knob

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.

Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.

by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020

Porter Knob

Porter knob, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as small, tiny, micro, etc.....

He’s wearing gray sweatpants but had a Porter Knob hahaha. Poor guy

by Dirty Craig June 25, 2020

Knob Giving

When someone rides you while you crabwalk.

Dude, my yoga skills finally helped in sex, my girlfriend and I tried Knob Giving last night.

by CrimsonFox64 November 12, 2013

Knob Garage

Another word for Vagina. Only used for clean, well maintained safe ones (STD free) that will avoid damage to your knob parked overnight.

"That bird the other night looked well dodgy. Did you go to the clinic for a checkup after?"

"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"

by The Pag Mafia July 3, 2014

knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006