captain kiwi

a loud ass kid that screams alot

Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up

by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 21, 2020

Kiwi

A nickname usually for those who are amazing. Kiwis are very beautiful and delicate birds, and this should be used to describe a person who is simply that. Kiwis are also very sweet fruits, which describes that of a Kiwis personality

Him 1: She’s perfect in every way.
He 2: That’s a Kiwi if I’ve ever seen one.

by The smooth talker November 18, 2019

Kiwi ingenuity

Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention

“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “

by Lord loverocket August 3, 2023

kiwi

a small furry brown fruit with a green and sour edible part.

This kiwi is delicious!

by flamepetal October 3, 2020

Kiwi

a character name made by me a gay bish UWU

fucking kiwis am i right?
yeah.

by KiwiTheKawaii September 30, 2020

Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”

“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”

by Red Raw October 5, 2025

A Kiwi

A song typically written & performed by a British closeted gay man.

Harry loves singing a kiwi to make fun of his husband stunts.

by Ailam September 13, 2017