Kirby 02

Kirby why are you using a gun in a e rated game?

Person 1: hey dude i had a thought about some 02 guy can you help? Person 2: *Searches kirby 02* Person 1: OH GOD WHAT THE heck

by whyarewehere April 14, 2022

Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021

kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.

Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later

by K.Roman June 7, 2022

Kirby

A sexy pink blob

Kirby kikkin real ass

by she said she was twelve!! September 3, 2021

The Kirby

When you suck that ass so hard that they feel like they’re gonna deflate from the inside.

I gave that boy the Kirby and he curled up like a Capris Sun pouch

by Izzysparks420 March 22, 2024

Kirby

An extreme sad boi. A kirby doesn’t know how to interact with humans so instead he sends stupid memes to hide this fact. His pockets are always empty but some how always has weed. Maybe if he spent as much time on his finsta as he did at college he wouldn’t have dropped out.

Who is that guy at the end of the table not talking to anyone and laughing to himself, I bet he is a kirby

by Pizza hutt June 23, 2020