Kendall

These people judge the fuck out of you and create burn books out of spite. Never trust a Kendall to do your schoolwork since they are blondes. Kendall’s usually pick professions that suit their personalities, like accounting because it is boring af.

Kendall’s have shitty music taste and then go on to say your music is dog shit.

Kendall’s have a weird infatuation with dudes that treat them like shit. Especially guys with the letter “j”.

Dude I have a midterm due at 12 pm tonight... can you help me with it???

No ask Kendall...

Nah dude she’s a blonde she’s gonna fail my ass.

by Kindlesux123 March 16, 2021

Mary-Kendall

marykendalls have perfect bodies, are hilarious, and think they are the shit because they are the shit!

Guy #1: Damn that girl is so fine

Guy #2: Yeah man she's a Mary-Kendall

by Equis69 July 6, 2011

Kendall

A person who tries to be cool but miserably fails. Their smart-ish and hate their laugh. Has 1-4 friends and likes to hug people. Not athletic at all but somehow they get done with things fast.

Person A: Why'd that person stop running in the first lap?
Person B: Oh, must be a Kendall

by _Noodlz_ October 15, 2023

Kendall

not all are psychotic feminist but a lot are they are seen with a knee brace

Kendall is here? (first guy)

No No No not again (second guy)

by 10010 110001 010001 December 20, 2023

Kendal

kendal is a failed abortion

i cant belive i had a kendal

by -soot- December 23, 2023

Kendall and Phoebe

Hot couple that has hot sex all the time and they’re both super duper happy together until death

Kendall and Phoebe are perfect together

by good,evening May 14, 2023

Kendal (Boy)

Kendal (Boy) is one of the most loyalists people to have in your life. Kendal is hard to come by, So you better treat him right.

Boy 1: Kendal (Boy) is the most loyalist friend I ever had, he stayed with me thru my lowest.

Girl: Kendal is so loyal, he been by my side when no one else was.

by anonymous November 20, 2023